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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Bob eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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