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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍

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