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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Sugar eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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