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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Roxy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡

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