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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Roxy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

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