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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺

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