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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ginger eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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