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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Geoffrey eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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