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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

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