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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Maya eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯

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