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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Peanut eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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