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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Pepper eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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