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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Pepper eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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