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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Gus eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃

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