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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Champ eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻

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