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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rocky eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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