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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Sparky eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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