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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Zeus eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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