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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Yoda eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏

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