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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Murphy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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