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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Thor eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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