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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Loki eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

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