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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Squishy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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