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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Squishy eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡

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