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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dexter eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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