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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Widget eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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