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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Simpkins eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮

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