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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Simpkins eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺

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