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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Simpkins eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

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