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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Bilbo eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁

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