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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Gizmo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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