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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Gizmo eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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