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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Simba eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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