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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺

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