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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗

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