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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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