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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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