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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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