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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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