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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁

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