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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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