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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗

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