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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡

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