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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍

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