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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Toby eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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