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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Toby eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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