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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Coco eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁

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