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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Coco eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊

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