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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Tilly eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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