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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Tilly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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