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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Tilly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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