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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Millie eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

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