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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Lola eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃

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