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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Daisy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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