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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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