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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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