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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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