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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻

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