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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡

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