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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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