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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘

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