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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Molly eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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