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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Bella eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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