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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖

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