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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃

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