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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Frodo eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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