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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Voldemort eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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